The Howling Lady of Liberty

ladyammarettossniperrifle:

Fin

• Question: -Chuckles and looks at the picture- When does he ever show his 'best face' in a picture? S'cool if I keep it though? If I recall you have a pretty nasty case of 'grumpy asshole picture syndrome' too. - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  -chuckles as well, shaking her head before nodding- Sure, that’s fine by me. And that’s only if people catch me in a bad mood…which is often but still, I can take a decent photo if I feel like it. -shrugs-

• Question: Well specifically I wanna know if you got any pictures of me or Heinrich? I like keepin' pictures... When I was a kid we didn't get to take many, ya know? And a lot of 'em got burnt in a fire. So I try to keep the ones I have. Show my niece what her uncle is up to. I doubt you do have any, but figured hell you might have got some by mistake who knows. - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  Well, I have this one. I mean, it’s just you guys posing for a photo and shit. Heinrich looks pissed though, it’s not really his best face to be honest. -she goes and fetches said photo and sure enough, Walter has a huge ass smile on his face where as Heinrich looks as though he’d really rather be doing something else than having his picture taken with the Soldier-

• Question: M'not pickin' on you, just selective testin'. And I wanted to ask you something. You have any old photos of Yukon? - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  Selective testing -snorts in amusement because yeah right Walter. She arches a brow at his question- Why do you want photos from Yukon?

zehypocriticaloath:

howlofthepatriot:

Wow, your tone of voice is really great, Doctor. First off, I already did the volunteering business. Willingly became how I am, so shove off on the idea that I would so much as even volunteer to be the next tortured soul on your exam table.

Secondly -pauses to calmly drink some coffee, as if the conversation happening is absolutely no big deal at all whatsoever-, you don’t need to get so up in arms about it. I’m not saying I don’t drink in extreme circumstances in order to prevent myself from, oh I don’t know, tearing some poor bastard’s throat out, gutting him, and leaving him to hang by a thread till Respawn claims him.

-shrugs- It’s your poison, you take it how you choose.

Oh, so zhis doesn’t bother you, zhen? Drinking? How about schtaying out of my business next time, hmmm? Keep your mouth shut, und I von’t get hostile.

[He stares at the Hybrid for a moment, and his scowl deepens. These hallucinations were getting worse]

…..Zat’s it. I’m going to find someone now. Forget drinking. Now I need to cut someone up.

And may the poor bastard rest in peace. -raises her mug in a mock cheers-

zehypocriticaloath:

howlofthepatriot replied to your post: …Somezhing doesn’t feel right. I feel… I feel like…

Why do people constantly insist upon using booze and drinking their problems away? I mean, it works occasionally but this is why I have a coffee addiction -loldrinkingamugofcoffeenosurprisehere-

How about zhis, hybrid. It’s either I drink to myself, or I find some lovely person so I can hit zhem on ze back of ze head, drag zhem back to my infirmary, strap zhem to an operating table und cut zhem open all night long using my Kritzkrieg to keep zhem alive.

So, vhat’s better? Drinking, or zat?

Vould you like to volunteer?

Wow, your tone of voice is really great, Doctor. First off, I already did the volunteering business. Willingly became how I am, so shove off on the idea that I would so much as even volunteer to be the next tortured soul on your exam table.

Secondly -pauses to calmly drink some coffee, as if the conversation happening is absolutely no big deal at all whatsoever-, you don’t need to get so up in arms about it. I’m not saying I don’t drink in extreme circumstances in order to prevent myself from, oh I don’t know, tearing some poor bastard’s throat out, gutting him, and leaving him to hang by a thread till Respawn claims him.

-shrugs- It’s your poison, you take it how you choose.

• Question: Heh, howdy there. Sorry couldn't resist. - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  You had to pick me of all people, I seriously don’t even know why. Anyways, hi.

• Question: :) -sneaks up on Chris and places his cold ass hand on the side of her neck to scare her- - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  AUGH! GOD WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!

  -she turns on her heel, snarling like the vicious hybrid she is sometimes, to see Walter standing there, grinning like the smug bastard he is. She relaxes some upon seeing it’s just him and crosses her arms over her chest, clearly unamused by this prank-

shinysoul:

When you realize that you had lost a chance to meet your friend on the battlefield probably forever…

why am I so slow, everywhere

(via blusollyjd)

• Question: Well I mean it /was/ you look younger than me. But, still, if nothing else you're a good Soldier. - americanvalkyrie
• Answer:

  -shrugs- I guess I’ve just kept on top of my training regiment…that and I’m a hybrid. That could be fucking around with how my appearance ages. -nods- Thanks, you’re a good Soldier yourself, Walt.